Exit Through The American Airlines Arena
I know this may seem a little “far-fetched,” but ever since I saw “Exit Through The Gift Shop,” it has been my lifetime goal to find out who Banksy is. I literally ask everybody I know hoping that they will be caught so off guard so that they will confess. I have not yet had the opportunity to ask Dirk Nowitzki personally if he is Banksy, but I believe it now more than ever. Dirk is the perfect alias.
Usually Superheroes have “lowkey” disguises, like Clark Kent or Peter Parker. Usually at some point, somebody (usually a hot girl) figures out the connection. Banksy is so brilliant, that he understands his alias should be somebody ridiculously famous, similar to Bruce Wayne, but on a whole other level, nobody would suspect it…except for me.
- Born June 19, 1978 (32)
- 7ft 245 lbs
- Plays for the Dallas Mavericks
- MVP of the 2011 Playoffs
- Has a “British” accent à so he’s suspected to be from England (common misconception)
- Height/Weight/Age unknown (he’s probably 7ft 245 lbs and 32 years of age)
- Famous graffiti street artist
I know it’s a tough argument but it’s really not. Where did Dirk run off the court to? Probably to tag the AAA (American Airlines Arena).
Other potential Banksy Alias’
- Matt Damon
- Tony Blair
- Alexander Ovechkin