Exit Through The American Airlines Arena

I know this may seem a little “far-fetched,” but ever since I saw “Exit Through The Gift Shop,” it has been my lifetime goal to find out who Banksy is. I literally ask everybody I know hoping that they will be caught so off guard so that they will confess. I have not yet had the opportunity to ask Dirk Nowitzki personally if he is Banksy, but I believe it now more than ever. Dirk is the perfect alias.

Usually Superheroes have “lowkey” disguises, like Clark Kent or Peter Parker. Usually at some point, somebody (usually a hot girl) figures out the connection. Banksy is so brilliant, that he understands his alias should be somebody ridiculously famous, similar to Bruce Wayne, but on a whole other level, nobody would suspect it…except for me.

Dirk Nowitzki

• Born June 19, 1978 (32)
• German
• 7ft  245 lbs
• Plays for the Dallas Mavericks
• MVP of the 2011 Playoffs

Banksy

• Has a “British” accent à so he’s suspected to be from England (common misconception)
• Height/Weight/Age unknown (he’s probably 7ft 245 lbs and 32 years of age)
• Famous graffiti street artist

I know it’s a tough argument but it’s really not. Where did Dirk run off the court to? Probably to tag the AAA (American Airlines Arena).

Other potential Banksy Alias’

1. Matt Damon
2. Tony Blair
3. Alexander Ovechkin

-Schotz