NBA 1st Round Draft Notes

-We all heard Andy Katz say, “bulging dicks” instead of “bulging disks”

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxARVYnaOp4&feature=related)

-Cindy Richardson (MKG’s Mom) had the nicest suit in the draft

-Cavs last #4 picks, Tristan Thompson and Dion Waiters, have both been drafted higher than they were supposed too

-To my knowledge Thomas Robinson was not named after the character in To Kill A Mockingbird

-Thomas Robinson’s sister is going from Washington D.C to Sacramento….not the ideal move.

-Best suit goes to Damian Lillard. Definition of  #SuperFly

-Harrison Barnes should go by Harry now.

-Nobody has bent the bill of their caps through the first 10, until Meyers Leonard came along…

-Thomas Robinson, Andre Drummond…cried.

-Andre Drummond had a 29 FT% last season. Heather Cox shoots better than that.

-If Austin Rivers plays against the Celtics, he’s screwed. “My son can’t go left, and always moves his head around right before he’s going to cross over right”.

-Austin Rivers facial hair is a mix of Paul Pierce, Adam Morrison, and Stephen Curry.

-All the highlights of great post moves were shown against Missouri, who have no big men.

-Jeremy Lamb is 6ft 5in and 180 lbs, I’m 5ft 9in 170lbs, am I fat, or is he skinny?

-The Sixers just love to draft 6-8 SF/PF’s. But I guess it’s drafting a Thad Young every year works for them.

-Tyler Zeller now has enough money to get a nose job.

-You know that US is behind in technology when the Evan Fournier video was in crazy high definition.

-It was so great and surprising when you heard the original pick on TV and not Twitter.

-Potential sponsors for Jared Sullinger- Bengay, IcyHot, Aleeve, etc.

-Sullinger + Melo is 13 ft 9 in and 523 lbs.

-Grizzlies have another lefty PG in Tony Wroten Jr., that’s as rare as a cool Von Dutch hat.

-David Stern should have resigned mid-draft. Make a huge dramatic scene.

-With Perry Jones III, the Thunder now have the highest average vert at 38”

-Last year’s draft could have gone Jared Sullinger, Kyrie Irving, Derrick Williams, Perry Jones III, Harrison Barnes.

-Deputy Commish is so loved for the sole reason that he’s not Davis Stern.

-Festus Ezeli has been known to dunk wildebeests.